Saturday, December 17, 2011
Time
6:30pm until 1:30am
Where
Starts At Bier Market/Bar Cento on West 25th in Ohio City goes on from there.
Description
We are Baaaaaack!This is 100+ Santas having fun and meeting new Santas.
Hope to see everyone again! Read the rules and go buy a Santa suit!
WE NEED MORE SANTAS THIS YEAR!!
More details will come!
Dr. Santa and Dr. Kringle
Santa’s Rules:
1. Be Jolly.
2. Get more SANTAS. Tweet it. Post it on Facebook. We need all the Santas we can get. Help us out!
3. Holiday apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you don’t have any money, be creative. If you don’t have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Make it purple. Make it pink. Make it plaid. Already have a Santa suit? Bring spare parts for the Santafication of strangers. Examples: Santa Claws, Santa Garcia, Santa’s naughty little helper, misfit toy, elf, Grinch, angel, Jesus, snowman, nutcracker, reindeer. So we’re pretty flexible here.
4. Twisting the holiday paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Santa Claus is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, secret service agents, and store owners and doesn’t break any laws!!! Have your own special twisted fun, but DON’T F@CK IT UP FOR THE
REST OF US. Our Santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others.
Hope to see everyone again! Read the rules and go buy a Santa suit!
WE NEED MORE SANTAS THIS YEAR!!
More details will come!
Dr. Santa and Dr. Kringle
Santa’s Rules:
1. Be Jolly.
2. Get more SANTAS. Tweet it. Post it on Facebook. We need all the Santas we can get. Help us out!
3. Holiday apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you don’t have any money, be creative. If you don’t have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Make it purple. Make it pink. Make it plaid. Already have a Santa suit? Bring spare parts for the Santafication of strangers. Examples: Santa Claws, Santa Garcia, Santa’s naughty little helper, misfit toy, elf, Grinch, angel, Jesus, snowman, nutcracker, reindeer. So we’re pretty flexible here.
4. Twisting the holiday paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Santa Claus is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, secret service agents, and store owners and doesn’t break any laws!!! Have your own special twisted fun, but DON’T F@CK IT UP FOR THE
REST OF US. Our Santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others.
